Song Parodies -> "You Drive Like Crazy"

Original Song Title:

"(You Drive Me) Crazy"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"You Drive Like Crazy"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Goldish

The Lyrics

Yes, I know the second half of the refrain starts "crazy" instead of "you drive me crazy". I don't think repeating the "you drive like" beforehand hurts that much though. You can omit that second "you drive like" if you think it sounds better. And yes, Boston is known for bad drivers.

You Drive Like Crazy
Parody of “You Drive Me Crazy”, by Britney Spears

HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!
CRAZY!
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!
Oh, HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!
YIKES! HONK

1

Baby
You start out each day
Doing a U-turn
On streets marked one way

Baby
You follow that up
Racing through stop signs
Without a full stop

You think you are really fab
When you are busy drag racing a cab

You drive like crazy, I just can’t sleep
We’re all so frightened, we flee the street
You drive like crazy, it’s within my rights
To run up to the cops and have you locked up tight!

2

Baby
You head down the pike
About 100 or more, it seems like

Baby
You say you’re a whiz
Yet that turn signal, don’t know where it is!

Everybody says to me:
“That guy’s from Boston. Where else could it be?”

You drive like crazy, you just can’t pass
Without your fender tailgating my ass
You drive like crazy, it’s within my rights
To run up to the cops and have you locked up tight!

HONK
Whoa! What the hell –
HONK
You drive like crazy!
Christ!

Look out!
HONK
CRAZY!
HONK

[POLICEMAN] STOP!!!
(Maniacal laughter)
RIGHT...

3

You drive like crazy, baby
One hand is upon the wheel
Leaving the other one
Fingering the other guy to go to hell!

You drive like crazy, we always curse
When you do 50, but in reverse
You drive like crazy, it’s within my rights
To run up to the cops and have you locked up tight!

Watch it!
CRAZY! HEY!
HONK
CRAZY!
HONK

You drive like crazy, it’s within my rights
To run up to the cops and have you locked up tight!

followed by a HONK and CRASH

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Christie Marie M - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment

This is the reason why road rage occurs on the interstate and other local roads! Full of crazy, reckless drivers who think they can outrun the other. This is why I fear highways, but I can drive only highways I'm familiar with. My friend got into a road rage not so long ago where he honked the other driver cutting him but crashed into him anyway. They went to the police station but luckily they didn't go to jail. Anyways, love the sound effects in your song. 5's all the way!

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