There you are, walk right up and place your order
And then you, put your cash on the counter
You want number two, some curly fries and a root beer
But I know what you are, what you are, baby

You sit down, eating everything that you got
But then you, come back up and tell me what you want
You had food already, but you need something that’s heavy
I know what you are, what you are, baby

Super-sizer, super super-sizer, you're a super-sizer,
Oh super-sizer, oh you're a super-sizer, baby
You get your fries, at a large size
Super-sizer, super-sizer, super-sizer (super-sizer)

You tell me you want
(You want) a dozen apple pie-i-ies
Then you say you want
(You want) number eight and a fi-i-ive

(You) You keep on going
(You) It’s quite disgusting
(You) You shouldn’t do it
(You) You super-sizer

You tell me you want
(You want) a large order of fri-i-ies
Then you say you want
(You want) that order super si-i-zed

(You) I think you’re crazy
(You) You’re oh-so lazy
(You) You're nothing but a
(You) Super-sizer

Fatty- you, you've went and shut down the whole restaurant
And thanks to you, we’re out of food till past the weekend
You came in here just last Monday, now it’s gone, and it’s not funny
Full of lard, that's just who you are, baby

You can't stop, you go and get yourself another
And no we don't, we don't make sizes any larger
Now you're going, shov'ling them down
It almost looks like you're drowning, you don't chew, are you through baby?

Super-sizer, super super-sizer, you're a super-sizer,
Oh super-sizer, oh you're a super-sizer, baby
With pants your size, the ground must cry
Super-sizer, super-sizer, super-sizer (super-sizer)

You tell me you want
(You want) three dozen apple pie-i-ies
Then you say you want
(You want) number one, three and fi-i-ive

(You) You keep on going
(You) It's far from charming
(You) How do you do it?
(You) You super-sizer

You tell me you want
(You want) a large order of fri-i-ies
Then you say you want
(You want) that order super si-i-zed

(You) I think you’re crazy
(You) You’re oh-so lazy
(You) You're nothing but a
(You) Super-sizer

You could probably eat all the food in the world
(super-sizer, super-sizer, super-sizer, super-sizer)
At this point I can't even tell if you're a girl
So I ask, what are you? You-

Super-sizer, super super-sizer, you're a super-sizer,
Oh super-sizer, oh you're a super-sizer, baby
Man I’m surprised, there’s room for fries
Super-sizer, super-sizer, super-sizer (super-sizer)

You tell me you want
(You want) nine dozen apple pie-i-ies
Then you say you want
(You want) number one, three and fi-i-ive

(You) Just please get going
(You) It's just so alarming
(You) I couldn't do that
(You) You super-sizer

You tell me you want
(You want) a large order of fri-i-ies
Then you say you want
(You want) that order super si-i-zed

(You) I think you’re crazy
(You) You’re oh-so lazy
(You) You're nothing but a
(You) Super-sizer

You tell me you want
(You want) a large order of fri-i-ies
Then you say you want
(You want) that order super si-i-zed

Super-sizer, super super-sizer, you're a super-sizer,
Oh super-sizer, oh you're a super-sizer, baby