I'm Mr American Lean since I was 17
Don't matter if I cut it mean
Or sneak it through the machine
They still gona put pictures of my rib eye in the magazine
You want a piece of meat?
You want a piece of meat.

I'm Mr bad cholesterol karma
Another day another drama
Guess I can't see the harm
In eatin and being a carnivore
And with a band on my arm
I'm still an exceptional butcher
you want a piece of meat?

I'm Mr. 'Lifestyles of the fat and heinous'
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mr. 'Oh my God that Meat Mans Shameless'
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mr. 'Extra! Extra! This is lean'
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mr. 'it's not too thick it's not too thin'
(You want a piece of meat)

I'm Mr. 'You want a piece of meat?'
Tryin' and pissin' me off
Well get in line with the union guy
Who's flippin' me off
Hopin' I'll resort to some haddock
End up smelling like fish
Now are you sure you want a piece of meat?
You want a piece of meat.

I'm Mr. 'Most likely to get on the TV for flippin' burgers on the
streets'
while I'm getting the groceries, no, for real..
Are you kidding me?
No wonder there's panic in the slaughter house
I mean, please, do you want a piece of meat?

I'm Mr. 'Lifestyles of the fat and heinous'
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mr. 'Oh my God that Meat Mans Shameless'
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mr. 'Extra! Extra! This is lean'
(You want a piece of meat)
I'm Mr. 'it's not too thick it's not too thin'
(You want a piece of meat)

I'm Mr American Lean since I was 17
Don't matter if I cut it mean
Or sneak it through the machine
They still gon put pictures of my Filet Minot in the magazine
You want a piece of meat?
You want a piece of meat.

You want a piece of meat?