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Song Parodies -> "I'm Prairie Dawn,Not Betty Lou"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not A Girl,Not Yet A Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Prairie Dawn,Not Betty Lou"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This song should teach you that Betty Lou and Prairie Dawn are looking similar,having been confused,but sometimes paired as contrasts in illustration books. The difference is that Betty Lou's hair is always blonde braided pigtails,whereas Prairie Dawn's is much variable. Sometimes Prairie Dawn is a blonde,sometimes she is a brunette.
I used to think my life's not empty for a long time
But now I know life shouldn't sometimes go my way,yeah
Don't think I'm Betty Lou,don't you know who I am?

I'm Prairie Dawn,not Betty Lou
You've wasted my time
Everything is not fine
How aggravating

I'm Prairie Dawn
There is no need to upset me,its time that I
Learn to face up to this by myself
I'm not a Cookie Monster rip-off
Someone tries to poke my eyes

I'm Prairie Dawn,not Betty Lou
You've wasted my time
Everything is not fine
How aggravating

I'm Prairie Dawn
But if you look at me closely
You recognize my hair
You may not confuse me
This way

I'm Prairie Dawn (I'm Prairie Dawn don't call me Cookie Monster)
Not Betty Lou (I'm not finding the Betty Lou in me,yeah)
You've wasted my time (wasting time)
Everything is not fine (that's not fine)
How aggravating

I'm Prairie Dawn,not Betty Lou
You've wasted my time (you've wasted it)
Everything is not fine
How aggravating
I'm Prairie Dawn,not Betty Lou

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poomaster - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment
F is for five, but I will give you three!

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