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Song Parodies -> "Horror"
Original Song Title:
"Stronger"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Horror"
Parody Written by:
Billy Bob Joe
The Lyrics
This is another anti-Britney parody of mine. I'm trying to get it across that Twitney (LOL whoever gave her that nickname, rock on) is both a bad singer AND a slut. So why is she still singing??? Does anyone know?
Oh my ears!
Shut up Brit!
You cannot sing a note in tune- no, no
You suck so bad
You're not a good singer- you've never been- YOU SUCK!
Damn straight, I don't think you'll make it- you can't sing...
Because you're...
[CHORUS:]
...Horror! I hate you so
You ain't nothing but a big slut
And listening to your music kills my ears
You are horror!
I never thought that you'd make it- oh, no
Now you're going with the flow
Became the biggest slut ever
You might think you're a good singer, but you're wrong
'Cause you're...
[CHORUS:]
...Horror! I hate you so
You ain't nothing but a big slut
And listening to your music kills my ears
You are horror!
Oh, my ears...
Oh, no...
Here I go, I'm a slut
I don't need no clothes, better off trashy
Here I go, I'm a slut
I don't need no clothes, just some lingerie
Horror! I hate you so
Ain't nothing but a big slut
Listening to your music kills my ears
You are...
[CHORUS:]
Horror! I hate you so
You ain't nothing but a big slut
And listening to your music kills my ears
You are...
Horror! I hate you so
You ain't nothing but a big slut
And listening to your music kills my ears
You are horror!
Shut up Brit!
You cannot sing a note in tune- no, no
You suck so bad
You're not a good singer- you've never been- YOU SUCK!
Damn straight, I don't think you'll make it- you can't sing...
Because you're...
[CHORUS:]
...Horror! I hate you so
You ain't nothing but a big slut
And listening to your music kills my ears
You are horror!
I never thought that you'd make it- oh, no
Now you're going with the flow
Became the biggest slut ever
You might think you're a good singer, but you're wrong
'Cause you're...
[CHORUS:]
...Horror! I hate you so
You ain't nothing but a big slut
And listening to your music kills my ears
You are horror!
Oh, my ears...
Oh, no...
Here I go, I'm a slut
I don't need no clothes, better off trashy
Here I go, I'm a slut
I don't need no clothes, just some lingerie
Horror! I hate you so
Ain't nothing but a big slut
Listening to your music kills my ears
You are...
[CHORUS:]
Horror! I hate you so
You ain't nothing but a big slut
And listening to your music kills my ears
You are...
Horror! I hate you so
You ain't nothing but a big slut
And listening to your music kills my ears
You are horror!
I know the pacing is a little off, but it gets the point across. Leave a comment and vote! 555 would be nice! Thanks!P.S. I hate Britney, as you can tell
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I liked it, it's really true. I hope you make more parodies like this.
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