Song Parodies -> "I'm A Crazy Loon"

Original Song Title:

"I'm A Slave 4 U"

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Original Performer:

"I'm A Crazy Loon"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

WORLD EXCLUSIVE - BRITNEY CONFESSES MENTAL INSTABILITY!

I know I may be wierd
But i've got feelings too
A little voice
Tells me what to do
It's in my head
And I listen

All you people look at me like i'm a wacko freak
Well did you ever think it'd be okay for me to giggle when I speak
Nurses give me pills at night, can't step outside the gate
I'm just tryin' to run from here - i'm mentally insane

Wibble-wibble, wibble-wibble, coo
Wibble-wibble, wibble-wibble, woah
Wibble-wibble, wibble-wibble, coo

I know this jacket's far too tight, it keeps me bound and safe
I feel like talking to myself I do it through the day
I'm wonderful, i'm beautiful but no-one seems to care
They give me pills which help me stop from ripping out my hair

I'm a cray-zee loon
They known i'm lying
When I say i'm dying
I'm a cray-zee loon
I can't control it
So they have to hold me

Crazy
They don't wanna
Let me go free
I hate society
Crazy
I just wanna
Break myself free
Unstable mentally

Wibble-wibble, wibble-wibble, gop
Wibble-wibble, wibble-wibble, swo
Wibble-wibble, wibble-wibble, mra

I really wanna dance
But your tied too
But I don't wanna do
What I tell me to
I really wanna dance
I'm missing screws
The voices make me do
What they want me to

Crazy
I just wanna
Run around free
They tell me i'm a freak
I'm crazy
Don't they wanna
Dance around me
Because i'm never getting free

I'm a cray-zee loon
I can't control it
A padded cell witholds me
I'm a cray-zee loon
I'm locked inside it
The nurses try to hide me

Wibble-wibble, wibble-wibble, pok
Wibble-wibble, wibble-wibble, booo
Wibble-wibble, wibble-wibble, gak

Wibble-wibble, wibble-wibble, bim
Wibble-wibble, wibble-wibble, plo
Wibble-wibble, wibble-wibble, grem

I'm a cray-zee loon
I eat my fingers
The scent around me lingers
I'm a cray-zee fool
I hear voices
They don't give me choices

I like cats

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Blethar - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Good parody. 5-5-5.

Dumb Ass Kid - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you once again, Blethar

Billy Boyd - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm not fond of the original (or the "singer" either) but this was really good writing and brought a smile...all fives.

Diddims - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

I know that Britney 's not an intelligent "woman", but this? This explains it all! Let's lock her in a little cell and see how well she deals with it! MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

Dumb Ass Kid - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Billy - Ditto. Thanx. Diddims - Calm down, it's only a parody

Rick C - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

DKTOS so, can't vote but, I don't like Spears so, I applaud you.

Dumb Ass Kid - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you anyway, Rick

Andrew Darwitan - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment

I've been in a big matter this recently. Read my parody 'Unplug My Keyboard' and you'll know why I'm not in this site these days. By the way, I vote you 544, I like the words you use. But I think you should take any other songs from Britney. This song had a few lyrics, there's lack of variation. By the way, sorry because I talk too much and complain on everything. :p

Dumb Ass Kid - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Not a problem, Andrew. Without criticism (constructive or otherwise), we cannot improve. Don't think of it as complaining, think of it as helping me improve in a nagging sort of way! thanx

Andrew Darwitan - May 01, 2005 - Report this comment

^_^

Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment

THIS JUST IN: The Spears-Federline kid has been enrolled at the same day-care center as Pfc. Lynndie England's kid.

Dumb Ass Kid - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment

???

Dominic L. - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment

Haven't heard TOS lately, so can't vote, but funny, and as I remember, good pacing.

Dumb Ass Kid - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment

Muchas Gracias, Senor

Vikkeh - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment

I just can't wait till she retires!!

Dumb Ass Kid - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment

You and quite a lot of other people, Vikkeh. Unfortunately, at this stage, there's about as much chance of her retiring as there is of her snapping like a loon!..

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