Song Parodies -> "Dyslexic"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Dyslexic"

Parody Written by:

JoeyA

The Lyrics

Obviously, any spelling/grammatical errors are deliberate!

VERSE 1
Teacher can't you see
I'm stalling
A word like this
Should wear a warning
So dangerous
So boring

There's no escape
Can't read the date
I read a bit
Baby, holy shit
Too dangerous
She's lovin it

PRE CHORUS
Insecure
I wear a frown
feel my head
spinning ‘round and ‘round
The nerves have got me now

CHORUS
If I open my lips It's suicide
dyslexic
I'm uipping slunder
I'm so close to the end the teacher sighs
and I'm pucking fissed off
Don't you know I'm dyslexic
Need to leave and go home
Don't you know I'm dyslexic

VERSE 2
I read the date
I showed her up
But now I sip
From the teacher's cup
Slowly
the bitch is beating me

PRE CHORUS
insecure
she's teasin' me
walks 'round my deks
she's so smug with me
Can you leave me now

CHORUS
If I open my lips
It's suicide
dyslexic
I'm uipping slunder
I can't do anymore, I cannot lie
And I'm needing to leave
Don't you know I'm dyslexic
Need to heave and go lome
Don't you know I'm dyslexic

Right now I wanna sue
Don't know you I'm dyslexic

CHORUS repeated
If I open my lips
It's suicide
dyslexic
I'm uipping slunder
I can't do anymore, I cannot lie
And I'm needing to leave
Don't you know I'm dyslexic
Need to heave and go lome
Don't you know I'm dyslexic

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