-> "William Shatner sings 'Oops... I Did It Again'"
Original Song Title:
"Oops!... I Did It Again"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"William Shatner sings 'Oops... I Did It Again'"
The Lyrics
**William Shatner, speaking the lyrics**
I think.... I did it.... Again
I... Made YOU.... Believe we're.... MORE.... Than just friends
Oh.... Baby
It MIGHT seem..... Like-a-crush
But IT... doesn't MEAN... that I'M serious!!!
'Cause I... Command a..... Starship
That IS.... just.... SO typically me
Oh.... Baby-baby
Chorus:
Oops... I..... DIDITAGAIN!!!!
I PLAYED..... with your HEART!!!
GOT lost in.... THE game
You stupid Romulans
Oops YOU... think.... I'minlove
Set.... My phaser... On STUN!
I'm..... not.... that.... INNOCENT!!!!!!!!
YOU see MY problem..... Is THIS
I'm.... In-outer-space
I am a hero..... And never been kissed
I CRY!!!!!!..... Watching the days
Can't you see.... I'm a FOOL... in so... Many WAYS
But I... Command a..... Starship
That IS.... just.... SO typically me
Oh.... Baby... Oh...
Chorus:
Oops... I.... Did it.... AGAIN!!!!
I played.... Captain Kirk
And.... Other.... Cool dudes
Like TJ Hooker
Oops... You think I am Spock?
Or.. that villain named.... KHAAAANNNN!
You're such.... an-IDIOT!!!
(Tempo slows down for Shatner to include an impromptu speech that makes absolutely no sense)
What.... Kind of a name.... Is Britney Spears anyway?
Britney..... Is a variant.... Of the name.... Brittany
Brittany is named after...... The Britons
Those from England.... Who moved to France
During the Anglo-Saxon..... Wars in England
It is a French name.... Like Jean-Luc or..... Jacques
A spear..... Is but a weapon.... Used for killing
In the days.... Before guns... And phasers
It is.... Just a stick with a point..... On top of it
But it's a very..... Indigenous.... Weapon... If you will
I guess her name means..... That.... Britney spears
She KILLS.... With... Her mu.... Sic!
She makes you.... Think.... Makes you feel.... Makes you dance....
Makes you cry... When she sings... "Everytime"
And that's.... How the the name... Britney Spears.... Came to be
(The song is interrupted -- yet again-- by a nuclear meltdown of the Enterprise)
"Mr. Spock! Find the anti-Meltdown button.... And cancel the meltdown!"
"Yes, Captain!"
"Mr. Scott! Beam me down to the... subbasement!"
"Rrrrright yer arrrre, Captain!"
"Mr. Sulu! Check for viruses... In the ship's hardware!"
"I'm on it, Captain!"
"Dr. McCoy! See if there's a bug... in the... system!"
"Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not an electrition!!"
"You're right, McCoy!"
"Thank you for cancelling the meltdown! If you would like another meltdown, press the Meltdown button."
"Our... Ship.... Is safe... Again"
(The song continues right where it left off)
Oops... I.... DIDITAGAIN!!!!....Can't you see?
We stopped..... a... nuclear meltdown!!!.... Oh baby
Oops..... you think that I was in love?
I'm not.... That.... INNOCENT!!!
Oops... I..... DIDITAGAIN!!!!
I PLAYED..... with your HEART!!!
GOT lost in.... THE game
You stupid Romulans
Oops YOU... think.... I'minlove
Set.... My phaser... On STUN!
I'm..... not.... that.... INNOCENT!!!!!!!!
Oops... I.... Did it.... AGAIN!!!!
I played.... Captain Kirk
And.... Other.... Cool dudes
Like TJ Hooker
Oops... You think I am Spock?
Or.. that villain named.... KHAAAANNNN!
I'm..... not.... that.... INNOCENT!!!!!!!!
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