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Song Parodies -> "McToxic"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"McToxic"

Parody Written by:

joemama19902004

The Lyrics

Okay, I don't have anything againist McDonald's, hey I eat there one and a while, but it kills people, so imagine Britney Spears being indorsed by the Golden Arch and got fat off of it, It would go something like this...
Mickey can't you see
I'm hungry
a place like you should get a warning
it dangerous, I'm dying here

There's no excape
I can't wait
I'm eating here
Mickey give me it
you're dangerous, "I'm loving it"

Weight high, can't go down
Can't really jump, up and down
Do you feel me now

With a taste of a fry, I'm gonna die
McToxic comes slipping under
With a taste of a posion patty Mac
I addicited to you, don't you know your McToxic
And I love what you make, don't you know your McToxic

It's getting late, to eat you up
but I took a sip out my Giant Gulp
Slowly, It's taking over me

Weight high, can't go down
Can't really jump, up and down
Can you feel me now


With a taste of a fry, I'm gonna die
McToxic comes slipping under
With a taste of a posion patty Mac
I addicited to you, don't you know your McToxic
And I love what you make, don't you know your McToxic

With a taste of a fry, I'm gonna die
McToxic comes slipping under
With a taste of a posion patty Mac
I addicited to you, don't you know your McToxic

With a taste of a fry, I'm gonna die
McToxic comes slipping under
With a taste of a posion patty Mac
I addicited to you, don't you know your McToxic

McToxicate me now
you love it now
I think I'm ready now

McToxicate me now
you love it now
I think I'm ready now

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