I went pee,
In my pants,
My mommy,
Moans and rants,
But her love is strong,
I need to use the potty.

Everytime I cry, my mommy calls,
She is so proud, though I can't crawl,
'Cause I'm her little baby,
And everytime I have bad dreams and cry,
She gets out of bed, though she'd rather die,
I love my mommy.

I make a poo,
When you aren't here,
And that is why,
My smell brings fear.

I may have been a pain,
Please forgive me,
My bowels were a strain,
And my diapers unholy.

At night I may,
Cry to make you get out of bed.

Everytime I cry, my mommy calls,
She is so proud, though I can't crawl,
'Cause I'm her little baby,
And everytime I have bad dreams and cry,
She gets out of bed, though she'd rather die,
I love my mommy.