Baby, can't you see,
I'm trying,
A girl like me,
Should wear a warning,
It's dangerous,
I'm cooking.

There's no escape,
I can't hide,
I need to learn,
Baby, it's gonna burn,
I'm dangerous,
Stomachs turn.

Too high,
Should'a turned it down,
Can't cook,
To save my life,
Do you hear me now?

With its taste on your lips,
It's suicide,
It's toxic,
I'm a bad cook,
With a taste of my poison apple pie,
I can eat lots food,
Doesn't mean I can cook it.
And I love how you cook,
Don't you know that mine's toxic?

It's getting bad,
It really is,
Can't even re-heat,
Yesterdays leftovers,
Slowly, it's burning.

Setting fires,
Can't put out,
Smells in the air,
And it's all quite foul,
Do you believe me now?

With its taste on your lips,
It's suicide,
It's toxic,
I'm a bad cook,
With a taste of my poison apple pie,
I can eat lots food,
Doesn't mean I can cook it.
And I love how you cook,
Don't you know that mine's toxic?

Don't you know that it's toxic?

Taste the damn thing,
But be afraid,
It's toxic,
I'm a bad cook,
With a taste of my poison apple pie,
I can eat lots food,
Doesn't mean I can cook it.

With its taste on your lips,
It's suicide,
It's toxic,
I'm a bad cook,
With a taste of my poison apple pie,
I can eat lots food,
Doesn't mean I can cook it.

I'm so sorry now,
Don't die here now,
I think it's ready now,
I think it's ready now,
Doc's on speed-dial now,
In case you start choking now,
Are you ready now?