Song Parodies -> "Don't Go Knockin' on Heaven's Door"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Go Knockin' On My Door"

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Original Performer:

"Don't Go Knockin' on Heaven's Door"

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The Lyrics

I revived this parody idea I had on the backburner a while ago after reading Mason's hybrid of "Knockin' on Heaven's Door" with "I Hear You Knocking." This one crosses Britney Spears's neo-classic, "Don't Go Knockin' on My Door" with Bob Dylan's inimitable classic -- except by Guns 'n' Roses.

Don't knock, knock on that door
Don't knock, knock on that door

Mama please
Take this badge from me
Don't need it no more
It's getting dark, too dark to see
Feel like I
I am knockin' on
Knock, knock, knockin' on
And I can hear myself saying
"Mama put these guns in the ground"
Can't shoot them no more, and I
I'm knockin' on doors

[CHORUS:]
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
Gotta stay away for sure
You see, I'm dying like crazy
I don't want to lose my life
I feel like I'm knocking on
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's.... door

(Weird echo)

I can't see
It's too dark for me
It's a mystery
What I had is all history
The dark black
Cloud is coming down
I won't be alright
I can hear myself saying
"Mama wipe this blood off my face"
Sick and tired of war, and I
I'm knockin' on doors

[CHORUS:]
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
Gotta stay away for sure
You see, I'm tired of this war
I don't want to lose my life
I feel like I'm knocking on
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door

[CHORUS:]
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
Gotta stay away for sure
You see, I'm tired of this war
I don't want to lose my life
I feel like I'm knocking on
...

Don't go knockin' on Heaven's door
Knock, knock knockin' on Heaven's door
Don't go knockin' on Heaven's door

There's a hard feeling
And it is so hard to chase

Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
Sick and tired of this war
And I don't want to lose my life
I feel like I'm knocking on...

[CHORUS:]
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's door
Gotta stay away from there
You see, I'm dying like crazy
Mama take this badge from me
I don't need it anymore
Knock, knock, knockin' on Heaven's.....
Door!

(Repeat a billion times)

(The song ends)

(Britney's phone rings)

Britney: "Hello?"
Bob: "Hello, Britney. This is Bob Dylan."
Britney: "What? I can't understand a word you're sayin'!"
Bob: "I just heard your version of my song, 'Knockin' on Heaven's Door' and you butchered my song--"
Britney: "Hello?... Can you please remove the marbles from your mouth?"
Bob: "I am suing you for copyright infringement and intent to mock Bob Dylan.... (Britney hangs up)-- Hello? Britney? Hello? Oh, forget it!"

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