**Lucy**
Hey Ricky
How's the band?
Home early?
Think it's time
Our landlords came
Man and wife who are so cheap

**Ricky**
Fred & Ethel drop on by
It makes for comedy
We have a ball
Fred's such a cheapskate, Lucy

**Lucy**
And everytime I see you out the door
They see our place, they bother me
I guess I makes great comedy

I make believe
I'm in your show
It's the only way
You won't say "No"
The Mertzes come
Like something out of TV

**Ricky**
And you can never do my show
What huge catastrophe
That show would be
Don't come to the Cabana
Ethel and Fred are welcome anyday
I don't want shows that suck these ways
You're such a redhead, baby

**Lucy**
Same reruns every day
But it's still funny
And Ethel and I sheme
And you and Fred get payback

(Lucy cires comedically)

**Ricky**
They come today

**Fred**
Where's Little Rick?
And What's for dinner?

**Ethel**
Yeah, Fred's so cheap I don't know why
He wants dinero greens
He is so bald
I guess he just wants money

**Fred**
What did you say? I'm not really that cheap
I love my wife, my friends, money
Money, money, and money

(Lucy cries, Ricky plays "Babaloo,and Fred & Ethel dance.)