(spoken):
Honey! You better get in here
and take care of Tiffany
Eww!

(intro):
(Honey)
She made a boom
now watch her run like zoom-zoom
(Honey)
The thing was bad
when you get in, you will be sad
(2x's)

(spoken):
No, this is not how I like to spend my days
please watch out

(verse one):
I see you did it again
and you know I
hate to clean out the drain
Washing every inch of that bathtub
then you'll do it again
(so, don't do it)
Boom, boom, boom
baby, that smells nasty
Boom, boom, boom
baby, that smells nasty
I start up the gagging quite alot, now
which makes you laugh
(yes, you did it)

(chorus):
You made a boom boom
in the tub
Making sure I'm around
you don't even make a sound
You made a boom boom
in the tub
I think that you should wait
the toilet ain't far away

(verse two):
When I gave you prunes I
had made a really big mistake
Now, don't lie
so, just get out of that tub
oh, for goodness sakes
(so get on out)
Boom, boom, boom
baby, that smells nasty
(so darn nasty)
Boom, boom, boom
baby, that smells nasty
(I need a day off)

(chorus):
You made a boom boom
in the tub
Making sure I'm around
you don't even make a sound
You made a boom boom
in the tub
I think that you should wait
the toilet ain't far away

(bridge):
(Honey)
She made a boom
now watch her run like zoom-zoom
(Honey)
The thing was bad
when you get in, you will be sad
(4x's)

(chorus):
You made a boom boom
in the tub
Making sure I'm around
you don't even make a sound
You made a boom boom
in the tub
I think that you should wait
the toilet ain't far away
(2x's)

Boom, boom, boom
baby, that smells nasty
(Darn, that smells rancid)
Boom, boom, boom
baby, that smells nasty
(Why you do this to me?)
Boom, boom, boom
baby, that smells nasty
(Darn, this making me gag)
Boom, boom, boom
baby, that smells nasty
Oh, no