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Song Parodies -> "Intoxication"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Intoxication"

Parody Written by:

SaraB.

The Lyrics

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Baby can��t you see
Im cryin
You��re a*s should wear warnin
Its dangerous
Im dyin
There��s no escape
i cant sh*t
i need a roach clip
give me a hit
it��s dangerous
im smokin it

Hook:

Too high
Wont calm down
Losin my cells
F*ckin up right now
Damn I cant feel anything now

Chorus:
Of the taste of this blunt
Im on a ride
Im smokin
Im slippin in you
Or the taste of a p*ssy really wet
Im addicted to it
Cuz u know im getting higher
And I love what I do
But I know im gettin higher

Verse 2:

It��s gettin late to smoke a blunt
I took hit from after a drug bust
Slowly it��s gettin to me

Too low
Cant crawl in
It��s in my crotch
And it wont shut down
I think I got crabs now

Chorus 2:
Of the itch of my pubes
There burning bad
It itches
I need medication
it��s the itch of little parasites
im itchin it
but you know I got pubic lice

and you know u like it
and that you wanna scratch it
(and you know u wanna scratch it)

the taste of my d*ck
your on my ride
my sperms toxic
im slippin in you
it��s the taste of a poison paradise
your addicted to me
cuz I infected you with an STD

it��s the taste of this blunt
your getting high
im like a rocket
im cummin in you
the taste of creamy milkshake
its not vanilla
it is my babies

I��ll intoxicate you now
With my children now
Im gonna cum now
(im gonna cum now)
im gonna intoxicate you now
inside you now
you better be ready now



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