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Song Parodies -> "Intoxication"
Original Song Title:
"Toxic"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Britney Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Intoxication"
Parody Written by:
SaraB.
The Lyrics
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Baby can”Ēt you see
Im cryin
You”Ēre a*s should wear warnin
Its dangerous
Im dyin
There”Ēs no escape
i cant sh*t
i need a roach clip
give me a hit
it”Ēs dangerous
im smokin it
Hook:
Too high
Wont calm down
Losin my cells
F*ckin up right now
Damn I cant feel anything now
Chorus:
Of the taste of this blunt
Im on a ride
Im smokin
Im slippin in you
Or the taste of a p*ssy really wet
Im addicted to it
Cuz u know im getting higher
And I love what I do
But I know im gettin higher
Verse 2:
It”Ēs gettin late to smoke a blunt
I took hit from after a drug bust
Slowly it”Ēs gettin to me
Too low
Cant crawl in
It”Ēs in my crotch
And it wont shut down
I think I got crabs now
Chorus 2:
Of the itch of my pubes
There burning bad
It itches
I need medication
it”Ēs the itch of little parasites
im itchin it
but you know I got pubic lice
and you know u like it
and that you wanna scratch it
(and you know u wanna scratch it)
the taste of my d*ck
your on my ride
my sperms toxic
im slippin in you
it”Ēs the taste of a poison paradise
your addicted to me
cuz I infected you with an STD
it”Ēs the taste of this blunt
your getting high
im like a rocket
im cummin in you
the taste of creamy milkshake
its not vanilla
it is my babies
I”Ēll intoxicate you now
With my children now
Im gonna cum now
(im gonna cum now)
im gonna intoxicate you now
inside you now
you better be ready now
Im cryin
You”Ēre a*s should wear warnin
Its dangerous
Im dyin
There”Ēs no escape
i cant sh*t
i need a roach clip
give me a hit
it”Ēs dangerous
im smokin it
Hook:
Too high
Wont calm down
Losin my cells
F*ckin up right now
Damn I cant feel anything now
Chorus:
Of the taste of this blunt
Im on a ride
Im smokin
Im slippin in you
Or the taste of a p*ssy really wet
Im addicted to it
Cuz u know im getting higher
And I love what I do
But I know im gettin higher
Verse 2:
It”Ēs gettin late to smoke a blunt
I took hit from after a drug bust
Slowly it”Ēs gettin to me
Too low
Cant crawl in
It”Ēs in my crotch
And it wont shut down
I think I got crabs now
Chorus 2:
Of the itch of my pubes
There burning bad
It itches
I need medication
it”Ēs the itch of little parasites
im itchin it
but you know I got pubic lice
and you know u like it
and that you wanna scratch it
(and you know u wanna scratch it)
the taste of my d*ck
your on my ride
my sperms toxic
im slippin in you
it”Ēs the taste of a poison paradise
your addicted to me
cuz I infected you with an STD
it”Ēs the taste of this blunt
your getting high
im like a rocket
im cummin in you
the taste of creamy milkshake
its not vanilla
it is my babies
I”Ēll intoxicate you now
With my children now
Im gonna cum now
(im gonna cum now)
im gonna intoxicate you now
inside you now
you better be ready now
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