Song Parodies -> "Anorexic"

Original Song Title:

"Toxic"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Anorexic"

Parody Written by:

Niels Buus

The Lyrics

I think Britney needs to collect some fat.

"Toxic"

J-Lo, can't you see
Appaling
Your ass is fat
Should wear a warning
It's dangerous
It's falling.

There's no escape
from gaining weight
I need a diet
to keep me slim and straight,
It's dangerous
I'm lovin' it.

Too thin
can't come down
losing weight
floating round and round
Do you feel me now?

With the taste of my pills
I'm on a ride
I'm manic, I'm slipping under
with a taste of a beauty paradise
I'm addicted to it
I am soo anorexic,
and you love what I do,
I am soo anorexic.

I'm gaining weight
I gotta stop
I took a sip
from a non-diet cup
Slowly
It's taking over me

Too thin
Can't come down
I'm in the air
losing pound by pound
Can you drag me down?

With the taste of my pills
I'm on a ride
I'm manic, I'm slipping under
with a taste of a beauty paradise
I'm addicted to it
I am soo anorexic,
and you love what I do,
I am soo anorexic.

I am soo anorexic.

[x2]

With the taste of my pills
I'm on a ride
I'm manic, I'm slipping under
with a taste of a beauty paradise
I'm addicted to it
I am soo anorexic.

I'm anorexic now
it is my passion, starve.
I think I'm ready now
I think I'm ready now
I'm anorexic now
It is my passion, starve.
I think I'm ready now

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Jeff Reuben - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Not bad. I imagine this won't get many votes/comments now that the new Britney basically sings songs you only hear in strip clubs. Seeing as I've been in a strip club in the last week for a bachelor party, I know this one! Tough song to do, you did a good job. The pacing was a little off but if you actually sing it, you can shove the words in where they belong. Alright...I admit it, I bought the album to write "Obnoxious" to the same song (haven't done it yet, but it's coming).

ha - November 06, 2004 - Report this comment

this is good! and 2 jeff reuben, WHAT KINDA RETARD ARE YOU?

Jeff Reuben - November 07, 2004 - Report this comment

The kind of retard who leaves constructive help?

ha - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment

wtf

Jesusiscuminglookbusy - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment

.......

Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Anorexia is no laughing matter.

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