"Want You to Want Me"
"Surrender"
Rick Nielson's band
Formed in the Seventies
Hilarious
"Surrender"

'Seventy-eight
"Heaven Tonight"
Their first real hit
"Want You to Want Me"
Hilarious
"Tonight It's You"

Oh why
Songs are weird
I loved "The Flame"
And "Surrender," yeah!
And "The Dream Police"

But I still hear their hits
on DJ shows
He mocks it
I'm slipping under
With a band with such weird pop-rock hits
I will give them this spoof
Don't you know I hate Cheap Trick
And I mock what they do
Don't you know I hate Cheap Trick

"The Dream Police"
Annoying song
It's not a hit
And I think it sucks
Holy--!
This "Flame" song isn't bad

Too high
On the charts
It's on the air
On the radio
Think they hate it now?

But I still hear their hits
on random nights
I mock them
I like to spoof them
With a band with such weird pop-rock hits
I just think that they suck
Don't you know I hate Cheap Trick
I mock what they do
Don't you know I hate Cheap Trick

Don't you know I hate Cheap Trick

(Distorted robot voice)
But I still hear their hits
on random nights

(Normal voice)
But I still hear their hits
on random nights
I mock them
I like to spoof them
With a band with such weird pop-rock hits
I just think that they suck
Don't you know I hate Cheap Trick

That Cheap Trick band sucks now
"Surrender" kinda sucks
And they should give up now
And they should give up now
That Cheap Trick band sucks now
"Surrender" kinda sucks
And they should give up now