Song Parodies -> "I Bought Pokemon Again"

Original Song Title:

"Baby One More Time"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"I Bought Pokemon Again"

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The Lyrics

Dedicated to that stupid Pokemon craze...like pet rocks and punk rockers.

Oh, buy them buy them
Oh, buy them buy them
I bought 'em bought 'em
How was I supposed to know
That I spent way too much money
I bought 'em bought 'em
I bought them all for show
Hey, I already got this card twice!

Pika-
Pika-, pika-chu, now
Charizard and
Togepi, too

I'm hypnotized
By Pokemon (and I)
I must confess
I've got them all (Got them all)
Sooner or later they'll be worthless
But right now they're not
I bought Pokemon again

I bought them bought them
The reason i breathe, is them
And those cards get me blinded
Pokemon cards
There's nothing I wouldn't give
For a sixteenth Squirtle
Show me
All your Pokemon cards
And I bet that
I've got way more than you do
Oh, because

I'm hypnotized
By Pokemon (and I)
I must confess
I've got them all (Got them all)
Sooner or later they'll be worthless
But right now they're not
I bought Pokemon again

Oh, buy them buy them
Oh, buy them buy them
I bought 'em bought 'em
How was I supposed to know
Oh Pika-pika
I shouldn't have sold you, noooo!

And I must confess
That I am the best
At getting ripped off
Don't you know every card is gone
I sold them all to
My con-artist friend
I bought Pokemon again

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not the decade police, but britney spears - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

The original was released in fall 1998, therefore it's a 90s song.

PeachieGeo - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

It's funny but the pacing is a little off

google - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment

(This is in pig latin) Ymay amenay siay ooglegay!!! Iay ovelay ouryay arodypay. Tiay siay onderfulway!!! Iay ouldway ustjay ikeyay otay aysay "Ouyay idday aay reatgay objay, Ylekay B." Alktay otay ouyay aterlay, Yleklay B... TRANSLATION My name is google!!! I love your parody. It is wonderful!!! I would just like to say "You did a great job, Kyle B." Talk to you later, Kyle B...

Pig latin police - March 08, 2004 - Report this comment

You translated "is" incorrectly. If the word begins with a vowel, you simply tack on the "ay" after the word. So "is" would become "isay".

Jonathan "Pokemon is soooo bleedin' retarded!" S. - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment

I hear ya, KB. I enjoy a well-executed satire of the disease that is PUKE-emon. And to think I once was a fan and actually cared for that show...brrrrr....Anyway, yeah, the pacing was slightly off, but that won't stop me from giving you 455 Holographic Charmander cards! (tee-hee!)

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