All us people look at you like you can't even dress,
because whatever outfit you put on will always be a mess.
Always saying, "Britney Spears, don't forget to wear your clothes,
and lose the rule that all your dresses can't be cut too low."

The Oscars come in April, so what outfit will you wear?
Can you find something that leaves less than half your body bare?
What's practical, appropriate- you haven't got a clue,
And I know that when we see you next, we'll all laugh at you.

Cause you're a...style mistake,
And all your clothing's
pretty close to nothing,
you're a...style mistake,
take our advice,
no clothing slice-and-diced.

Britney, don't you wanna
Look half-decent?
Oh Britney, wear an outfit
that covers all your skin!

(repeat chorus)