Woe is me
It's hard to bend
Who are you?
And we met when?
My mem'ry's gone
Where did I put my dentures?


Everytime I try to walk I fall.
Without my cane I grip the wall.
I need a walker, maybe.
And everytime I pee it's in Depends.
Oops, nurse, it's changing time again.
It's the life of elderly.


Make believe
Is all that's real
My glasses are
How I see clear
I need some prunes
They seem to move me easy


Everytime I try to walk I fall.
Without my cane I grip the wall.
I need a walker, maybe.
And everytime I pee it's in Depends.
Oops, nurse, it's changing time again.
It's the life of elderly.


My Medicare will pay
Prescriptions for free
How can I stop the pain?
Maybe euthanasia


At night I pray
And God, He's says
"Nope not today"


Everytime I try to walk I fall.
Without my cane I grip the wall.
I need a walker, maybe.
And everytime I pee it's in Depends.
Oops, nurse, it's changing time again.
It's the life of elderly.