All the paparazzi crowd
let me make my message loud

Britney:
Its me against the public.......just me...

Madonna:
....and me.....

Both:
yeah.....come on......

Everyone cares,
About all of my very naughty exploits.
Everyone stares,
At me gettin freaky at all the joints.
I know I'm swell
Its eatin me alive, I'm about to burst.
they'll go to hell
whoever makes a joke about me and Fred Durst.

I wanna get some money and I know it may sound funny but I wanna make sure you buy my new album its called "In The Zone", its called "In The Zone".
Ignore the rumors that are fake about that Justin Timberlake there all just lies that tabloids make now get online or over the phone, oh yeah, over the phone.

And...Buy....IT!

All the major music stores,
open up shop and sell me.
Buy it all you soon to be -cough-
spend all of that money
Load up all your shopping carts
with all my great merchandise,
with roll back prices at the Wal-Marts
It's total Britney paradise!

How would my rivals like some competition of selling my crap.
Selling my crap.....Selling my crap.
Christina should give up and make money by dancin on some guys lap.
On some guy's lap....oh yeah......lets go.

I need to splurge
I have to go off and do something shocking
I have the urge
To do somethin that will lead to endless mocking
I know I can
Get out and perform and kiss Madonna who's
Dressed like a man.
Needless to say I didn't get showered with 'Boo's"

I wanna give you all my dough now heres my car and off you go and visit every store you know and buy my record "In The Zone" Dont forget "In The Zone"
If you run into Justin or Fred tell them I wish they both were dead I'll just enjoy myself in bed now get out there or Dont come home, oh yeah, Don't come home.

Yeah Yeah Yeah!

All the major music stores,
open up shop and sell me.
Buy it all you soon to be -cough-
spend all of that money
Load up all your shopping carts
with all my great merchandise,
with roll back prices at the Wal-Marts
It's total Britney paradise!

Get to the store
buy so much more
get all you can
and I'll call you my man
If you want my body
better not be shoddy
better have the guts to watch my movie, yeah!

Madonna:
Hey, Britney
you say you want to be the best!
Come on over here and watch me undress.
Sexy lady,
we both have absolutely no shame
lets go play around on this bedframe

All the people in the world, me and Britney kissed.
Its an amazing spectacle, that should not be missed.

If I were you
I'd get a clue
pop in my cd
and listen to me
sing all day long
I can't do wrong
I'm loved in New York and Spain, England, and even Hong Kong

All the major music stores,
open up shop and sell me.
Buy it all you soon to be -cough-
spend all of that money
Load up all your shopping carts
with all my great merchandise,
with roll back prices at the Wal-Marts
It's total Britney paradise!

Madonna:
Come on Britney, strut your stuff
you act PG-13
together we will shock the world
more then they ever seen
Come on Britney, shed those clothes
you have lots to do
people will watch you for freakin ever
till their brains turn to goo.

(Britney leans in to kiss Madonna but she dissapears.)

Britney: Uh!.....How rude. Now I'll never lose my virginity.
Everyone on the dancefloor laughs.
Britney: What?.......I'm serious.........no really.......