Song Parodies -> "Couch Potato"

Original Song Title:

"Everytime"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Couch Potato"

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The Lyrics

I nearly cried when Britney Spears sang this beautiful piano ballad on Saturday Night Live a couple weeks ago. It's about time I get the lyrics to this song! I wanted this to be about either food or TV, but I couldn't decide.

I watch TV
Remote in hand
I fall asleep
On the couch
It's Cheech and Chong
Why am I so damn lazy?

And Letterman is on tonight
I bawl without my "Wings"
Pink Floyd The Wall
I guess I need my TV
And every show I watch is in my dreams
Michael and Jason on TV
I guess I need my TV

It's make-believe
Wish I were there
There's nothing on Pay-
Per-View, dear
What have I done
I seem to be so lazy

And Letterman is on tonight
I bawl without my "Wings"
Pink Floyd The Wall
I guess I need my TV
And every show I watch is in my dreams
Michael and Jason on TV
I guess I need my TV

It's Pinky and the Brain
I'm so hungry
The pizza man's insane
And I'm extremely hungry

Ohhhh

It's "Groundhog Day"
That film's a disgrace
I watch TV

And Letterman is on tonight
I bawl without my "Wings"
Pink Floyd The Wall
I guess I need my TV
And every show I watch is in my dreams
Michael and Jason on TV
I guess I need my TV

Super Bowl...
Super Bowl...

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