**Faye, the lady at the counter of a Nantucket Airport**

(Hi) I hear you missed your flight, Nantucket's only fun if you want it to
Where is Lowell? Such a card, he turned out not so smart
Now this show's reruns-- Ah ah aaaaaahhhhh-chooooo!
Fixes planes 'fore flight, once was hypnotized
The fact is you and him should meet
I know you're gonna hate, know you're gonna hate, hate...

**Cast of "Wings"**

Chorus:
Moronic Lowell, the mechanic
Yeah, he's completely dumb and you are bright
Never gonna be adapted into a movie
You will fall in love, yeah, the first time

**Lowell, the mechanic from "Wings"**

Don't know why I feel stupid right here
I never understood what plus what's four
I've gotta make sure that dumbness won't get me again
I can't fix the planes anymore
You made me realize how I'm not so bright
It's time that you and I should meet
I know you're gonna hate, know you're gonna hate, me...

**Cast of Wings**

Chorus:
Moronic Lowell, the mechanic
Yeah, he's completely dumb and you are bright
Never gonna be adapted into a movie
You will fall in love, yeah, the first time

**Helen**

IQ's negative 3, Moronic Lowell
Doesn't know the diff between day and night
He ain't smart and you are bright
It's gonna be fantastic, Lowell
When y'all wake up everything'll be the same
And we don't even know your name

IQ's negative 3...

**Cast of "Wings"**

Chorus:
Moronic Lowell, the mechanic
Yeah, he's completely dumb and you are bright
Never gonna be adapted into a movie
You will fall in love, yeah, the first time
Moronic Lowell, the mechanic
Yeah, he's completely dumb and you are bright
Never gonna be adapted into a movie
You will fall in love, yeah, the first time