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Song Parodies -> "My Computer"

Original Song Title:

"So Cold"

Original Performer:

Breaking Benjamin

Parody Song Title:

"My Computer"

Parody Written by:

To A Lesser Extent

The Lyrics

Tons of files are cleared away,
One by one
To speed up this ple of junk
Oh, what fun
It's so old,
It's about to fry
None can fix it,
But many try

Camera is broken, for sure
My disk drive won't open, that makes me sore
Dumb Fatal Exception, I sigh,
That's all right,
Boot it up another time

It won't even play MIDIs,
It's so shot
Just says "Out of Memory,"
Which it's not
It's so old,
It's barely alive
Want to slash it up
With a knife

Show me how to fix it, all right?
Even if it takes me all day and night
Make it log me on with no fight
It's not right,
This thing is an ugly sight

(Gutar solo)

Virus Scan is glitchy, and slow
McAfee is sketchy, so I don't know
If I have a virus, this sucks,
I've no luck,
Let's smash this thing with a truck

It's messed up

It's not right
It's a fright
Gruesome sight
What a plight
It's not right
It's not right
It's not right
It's not right...
Sadly, my computer actually has these problems...

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Adriane - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Awesome parody, I love it! I'm still laughing.
jane - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
oh my god! this is the best so far!!haha maby its b/c it remings me of an old computer i used to have!!great job
Marianne E. B. Markham - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I know the feeling... the Windows ME computer I still have used to be online and then i just couldn't stand it when it crashed for the third time. I was pretty mad about it. Thank God for the XP, right? plus, plenty of space... 555!

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