Woo Hoo Hoooo!

Woo Hoo Hoooo!

Bauer just hit the wall
He's always had it all
Epinephrine once a day
He's at CTU L.A.
George Mason was his whore
Only on 24
He's only killed one man
What happened to his plan?

He was gonna fake his own death
Maybe even a pornstar
He won't kiss no ones asses
He has gone a bit too far
His Blackberry PDA is now the enemy
Torture is fun for me
And nothin has been....
Alright, since

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The A-Team, and Get Smart
Way before MacGuyver
There was Mason and Chapelle
And moles working at CTU
Edgar he's a big fool
Chloe tells him what to do
Cause Jack is still the main guy
With Season, Season, season number 5

Woo Hoo hooooo!
(season number 5)
Woo Hoo hooooo!

He's killed all the terrorists
Does it all the time
Mike Novick
Tony Almeida
Even Nina Meyers
He's killed lots of men
Not a big Charles Logan fan
Thought he changed his life
He even changed his name to Frank Flynn

Where is his handgun when he needs it?
And whose that other terrorist who killed the President?
Why does protocal not affect Bauer
Whatever happened to Tony, Michelle
(with the blown up car)

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Woo Hoo Hooooo!

He hates the, ticking clock
Why is Kim Bauer so amazing hot (amazing hot)
And why does Rudy work for Division?
Please make this stop, stop, stop! And Bring Back

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Woo Hoo Hooooo!

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