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Song Parodies -> "It's My Lice"
Original Song Title:
"It's My Life"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bon Jovi
Parody Song Title:
"It's My Lice"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
I'm submitting this today in honor of the real lyrics quiz. I wrote this almost 2 years ago and sang it in front of a live triple digit audience last year
This is a song written for the guy that
Asked me if he could borrow my hat
He seemed quite upset when my answer was no
But I had a good reason and told him so:
It's my lice
Who live in my hair
I never said they could be there
But they just do not care what i say
(It's my lice)
I could go get some special shampoo
For killing them
When i decide to
I really should get that stuff someday
To kill my lice
This is a song sung while I'm in pain
There's lice in my hair right over my brain
And lousy describes how I'm feeling right now
I scratch and I hope
That that will help somehow
Itchy lice
Living on my hair
Were never told they could be there
But they' set up camp there anyway
(Itchy lice)
I could go get some special shampoo
For killing them
When i decide to
I really should get that stuff someday
To kill my lice
I'd go to get some shampoo in my car
But I'd scratch and crash before I went far
It's my lice
Who live in my hair
I never said they could be there
But they just do not care what i say
(It's my lice)
I could go get some special shampoo
For killing them
When i decide to
I really should get that stuff someday
Itchy lice
Living on my hair
Were never told they could be there
But they' set up camp there anyway
(Itchy lice)
I could go get some special shampoo
For killing them
When i decide to
I really should get that stuff someday
To kill my lice
Asked me if he could borrow my hat
He seemed quite upset when my answer was no
But I had a good reason and told him so:
It's my lice
Who live in my hair
I never said they could be there
But they just do not care what i say
(It's my lice)
I could go get some special shampoo
For killing them
When i decide to
I really should get that stuff someday
To kill my lice
This is a song sung while I'm in pain
There's lice in my hair right over my brain
And lousy describes how I'm feeling right now
I scratch and I hope
That that will help somehow
Itchy lice
Living on my hair
Were never told they could be there
But they' set up camp there anyway
(Itchy lice)
I could go get some special shampoo
For killing them
When i decide to
I really should get that stuff someday
To kill my lice
I'd go to get some shampoo in my car
But I'd scratch and crash before I went far
It's my lice
Who live in my hair
I never said they could be there
But they just do not care what i say
(It's my lice)
I could go get some special shampoo
For killing them
When i decide to
I really should get that stuff someday
Itchy lice
Living on my hair
Were never told they could be there
But they' set up camp there anyway
(Itchy lice)
I could go get some special shampoo
For killing them
When i decide to
I really should get that stuff someday
To kill my lice
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this is funnier than i thought it would be! keep up the good work! ;D
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