Just ordered a slice of cake
Yeah it looks ok,
but it tastes very dry, wow.
Better get something just in case,
Like a strawberry lace.
So many flavours in mind.
A sponge base topped with thick Nutella,
Or marzipan instead.

Look what I just found, it's the third one down.
Waiter’s coming around, so hurry and order now.

Those hot chocolates look great.
Would go well with cake,
And those chocolate bars.

So chocolatey,
They're incredible together.
Those toppings are so radical,
how clever,
These recipes are tricky,
I have the best by far.
Captain Crunch, with whippy cream and Mars.

That is too thick! Add some Nesquick.
It's terrific, drinking from bone china.
Sample stands, for all these demands
Using big brands
will make it taste even finer.
The other ones look pleasant,
All covered in lucky charms.

So chocolatey,
They're incredible together.
Those toppings are so radical,
how clever,
These recipes are tricky,
I have the best by far.
Captain Crunch, with whippy cream and Mars.

There's loads of fla-
-vours you can get.
Mine's come at last,
There's no regrets.
Could you grab those paper
Serviettes?
I've got lots more to buuuuuuy.

So chocolatey,
They're incredible together.
Those toppings are so radical,
how clever,
With a French Fancy,
Rum and Ginger,
Cream and Honey,
Lime and citrus,
Curlywurly,
You really owe me.
Haribo with some Cointreau.
Captain Crunch, with whippy cream and Mars,
Captain Crunch, with whippy cream and Mars.

Doo doo doo,
Doo doo doo,
Doo doo doo,

Doo doo doo,
Doo doo doo,
Doo doo doo (fade out).