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Song Parodies -> "FML"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Life"

Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

I'm really suprised no one on here hasn't done this yet...Original Song:
I just got dumped, now I'm broken hearted
Job interview went well till I farted
Heard my parents go at it last night real loud
I wish there was a place
Just to let it all out

F my life
Bro' put melted cheddar
In my shoes...but it gets better
Some kid hit me where the sun don't shine
(F my life)
My car broke down right on the highway
No single car will come and help me
Gonna let it all out on this site
F my life

Reaching for my fish when my cat drowned
Then my little sister shaved off my eyebrows
Tomorrow's lookin' better, cause today ain't great
My life's really cruddy
So that is why I say...

F my life
Now on every finger
Have six or seven real big splinters
No tweezers, so now I have to cry...
(F my life)
My dad forgot my 18th birthday
He said "grow up" and then walked away
Gonna let it all out on this site
F my life

My best friend said, "Hey dude, check this out"
New YouTube vid shows my fear of clowns

F my life
Found mom with the gardner
He looks just like Taylor Lautner
Should I tell my dad or run and hide?
(F my life)
I brought my new girlfriend home today
My bro' said "she's fat", then she dumped me
Gonna let it all out on this site

F my life
Why can't life get better?
Baseball cards just went through the shredder
I was to sell them in a weeks time
(F my life)
I'm still stuck out here on the highway
Triple-A said they won't come help me
I have the most posts here on this site
On F my life

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 16

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   12

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Blaydeman - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Love that website and this parody!
Mark Scotti - February 10, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) F this parody.... F meaning Fives!!!
Wild Child JIN - February 15, 2011 - Report this comment
SOTM: It's my comment, it's my vote, now it's your comment, and it's your vote, Very well done! is my and now your comment, and 555 is my now your vote! :-)
Arwen - February 18, 2011 - Report this comment
B My best friend said, "Hey dude, check this out"
New YouTube vid shows my fear of clowns

LOL! This is fun...hope these 5s make you feel a little better!
Matthias - February 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I too can't believe this one hasn't been done before! Such a great idea that nobody (for some reason) thought of! Friggen love this song even though the start of it always reminds me of that N*Sync song: "It's Gonna Be Me".
Below Average Dave - February 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I can believe it hasn't been done. . .not a common thought process, absolutely fantastic Abbott--loved every line
bobpiecheese - February 27, 2011 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I like to think that "this site" can either refer to Amiright or Livejournal, given the topic matter. Very well done, 555!
Abbott Skelding - February 27, 2011 - Report this comment
...or, but yes, AmIRight is a close second haha.
EthanM - February 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I think I was the only one to vote on the day this was posted (at least except for the one-bomber who doesn't count) and I still stand by my 555. This is the best parody of this song that I remember ever seeing, and I've done it myself twice. Also, speaking of girlfriends that might get called fat, the security code now is "34D".
Glen S - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger, right? Find a girlfriend who can take the insults, then she can help you push the car and take out those splinters. Honestly, man, what kinda reckless stuff you up to?
Matthias - April 07, 2012 - Report this comment
This is F-ing awesome! See above for more!
Agrimorfee - April 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Appropriate humorous tone worked well with the OS angry theme. You know its a good parody when you can only "hear" the new words while playing the OS.
Porfle Popnecker - April 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Unfortunately, I could identify with this one all too well.
Mark Scotti - April 10, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) loved this one the last time out, and it still reads GREAT!
Blaydeman - April 15, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Still a huge fan of this one. A classic Abbott parody IMO.
Meriadoc - November 06, 2012 - Report this comment
For some reason this reminds me of a twisted version of Teenage Lament '74. Sorry about the cat.
brightCAP - November 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Hah, the substitution fits so well that my favorite line is simply "F my life"

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