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Song Parodies -> "Dress Shopping"
Original Song Title:
"The Bad Touch"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bloodhound Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Dress Shopping"
Parody Written by:
Starlette Victory and Her Evil Twin
The Lyrics
My evil twin and I will be trying frantically to find dresses for our school dance on Friday.....the dance is on Saturday. In her words, "That's pushing it a bit." We've done this before...this is about the chaos that ensues when we shop together. And it *is* the chaos that ensues when we write songs together. :-)
That dress is sick, it's a sequined and limegreen shroud
The store sells all the kinds of stuff in which I couldn't walk around
Maybe I'll just wear my pants this is driving me nuts
Yes the big dance is tomorrow and my time is almost up
Three hundred bucks is way too much oh holy crap I've gained ten pounds
I think my *buttcheeks* should be *covered*....that one makes me look too round!
Shoulda ordered with FedEx dragging ourselves through heck like you know I should be inclined
To next year start dress shopping early just so I could have the time
No way now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
No way in hell now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
Gettin' pissed off now
Blood the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
From the big mouthed sales girl in Penney's ripped the dress i should be stuck with
Real fur trim? Ick! Let me be specific I told you I did not want sea green
But I got this notion that the color of the ocean is the one dress left for me
That's not my size hide my thighs...too tight, this one has got a giant rip
This won't zip up it's so low-cut and you know my mother would flip
You just found yours I can't find mine...no rhyme....I hate you, Kathy Lyle
Cos you look good in newest styles but I look like an X-File
No way now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
No way in hell now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
Gettin' pissed off now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
No way in hell now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
No way, now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
No way in hell now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
Gettin' pissed off now
The store sells all the kinds of stuff in which I couldn't walk around
Maybe I'll just wear my pants this is driving me nuts
Yes the big dance is tomorrow and my time is almost up
Three hundred bucks is way too much oh holy crap I've gained ten pounds
I think my *buttcheeks* should be *covered*....that one makes me look too round!
Shoulda ordered with FedEx dragging ourselves through heck like you know I should be inclined
To next year start dress shopping early just so I could have the time
No way now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
No way in hell now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
Gettin' pissed off now
Blood the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
From the big mouthed sales girl in Penney's ripped the dress i should be stuck with
Real fur trim? Ick! Let me be specific I told you I did not want sea green
But I got this notion that the color of the ocean is the one dress left for me
That's not my size hide my thighs...too tight, this one has got a giant rip
This won't zip up it's so low-cut and you know my mother would flip
You just found yours I can't find mine...no rhyme....I hate you, Kathy Lyle
Cos you look good in newest styles but I look like an X-File
No way now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
No way in hell now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
Gettin' pissed off now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
No way in hell now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
No way, now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
No way in hell now
You and me Kathy ain't nothin' but mammals
We hunt for dresses, they for food like on Discovery Channel
Gettin' pissed off now
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