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Song Parodies -> "Moron Drivers"

Original Song Title:

"Small Things"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Moron Drivers"

Parody Written by:

Andy Moon

The Lyrics

Moron, drivers
Never, defer
They drive, far left
My hope, bereft
They drive, so slow
Obstructing the flow
Ranting, grinding, the anger's blinding
Will you please blow, just let me go, at this rate I'll, never get home

The roads, in whole
They block, I know
I hope that God will hear my prayers, and move them off the road we share
Will you please blow, just let me go, at this rate I'll, never get home

I have to go, weave to and fro, please move your ass, I wanna get home
I drive with skill, up and down hills, if you move I'm gone, you make me ill
You drive too slow, no passing you crow, you piss me off, let me get home
At a standstill, braking until, the night becomes dawn, I'm on the road still
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