Hanging out behind the auto repair shop
Because my Pontiac just came to a dead stop
Don't know why my Camry had a fire in the engine
Musta been a glitch that missed my attention there

I have a history of buying cars that suck
Some say I'm stupid but I say it's just bad luck
I saw a cute girl giving a demonstration
For American Automobile Assocation

Because I fell in love with the girl at the car show
She said "struts" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool better fix my new Montero
Engine runs better when she's around
Timing belts she installs don't let me down
I fell in love with the girl at the car show

When I said that about cars I have no clue
She looked at me as if I had a loose screw
I'm as macho as RuPaul or Jimmy Fallon
I only get like seven miles to the gallon

I fell in love with the girl at the car show
She said "clutch" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool better fix my new Montero
Engine runs better when she's around
Timing belts she installs don't let me down
I fell in love with the girl at the car show

Black and white pictures of cars on my wall
She asked for an Impala, she always kept cars running
And if I ever got another go, I'd still bet she would know
How to keep Camrys running

Because I fell in love with the girl at the car show
She said "struts" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool better fix my new Montero
Engine runs better when she's around
Timing belts she installs don't let me down
I fell in love with the girl at the car show

With the girl at the car show (4x)