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Song Parodies -> "The Britney Song"

Original Song Title:

"All The Small Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blink-182

Parody Song Title:

"The Britney Song"

Parody Written by:

Cateline & Elena

The Lyrics

Sorry so crappy! This came off the top of our heads! :-) Hope you enjoy it anyway!
(guitar intro)

Double-D boobs,
They're way too huge.
She wears clothes that
don't even match.
Always, I know
she'll be a big ho.
Whoring, slutting,
cheating on Justin.

CHORUS:
Yes it is so:
Britney's a ho.
She's a big skank,
That's all I know.

Na na na na na na na na na ...

Late night, she comes home.
She sucks, I know.
She must learn how to dance and sing.
Her songs don't even mean a thing.

(CHORUS)

Na na na na na na na na na ...

(guitar solo)

(CHORUS x4)

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 96

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