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Song Parodies -> "The Constipated Song"

Original Song Title:

"Adam's Song"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"The Constipated Song"

Parody Written by:

Erin B.

The Lyrics

Blink 182 rocks!
I never thought I'd cry alone
I laughed the loudest, whod've known?
I traced the tile back to the wall
No wonder it was never stylish after all
I took my time, I groaned alot
The choice was mine I didn't push enough
I'm much too tired to go on

I never conquered when it came
I never had a worser day
Days when I still crapped
It couldn't wait to get outside
My crap's now wide, hurts much to try
It's all too painful, I won't survive
I couldn't wait to get out
To pass the time in my room alone

I never thought I'd cry alone
Another six hours I will be here
Give all my wipes to all my pals
You'll never set foot in the bathroom again
You''ll close it off, board it up
Remember the time I spilled the cup
Of pee pee in the sink
Please tell lunch this isn't its fault

I never counquered when the smell came
Tommorrow will hold such fresher days
Days when I'll feel as if
I wasnt smelling a dead weasel
My crap is wide, the smell'll go by
The poo is over, I've survived
I can't wait till I get out
To smell my fresh flowers alone.........
This song parody is copyright Erin B. Enjoy.

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