Hey gran there's someone in the shed
There's nothing thats worth stealing in there though
You used to have a crow bar
So I didn't go far
We all know that you've got too much dough

We never knew how you had got so rich
I'd always thought you'd won the lottery
But I know my mum would say
What you hear is all hear'say
Cos all she does is learn to pottery

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
She's always in the shed
She should be in bed
She's not like your gran
She's not your gran

Found out what she did to get the money
Kept it secret yes, but now i know
She was selling drugs
To neighbourhood thugs
I didn't know my gran could go so low

Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
She's always in the shed
She should be in bed
She's not like your gran
She's not your gran

Dark and scary, ordinary,
Inhalation, halusination,
Snort 'n' sneeze 'em, gotta please 'em,
Wheres my mother, gotta dope her.

Up all night long
And theres something very wrong
She's always in the shed
She shuld be in bed
She's not like your gran
She's not your gran

Twelve majestic highs.