Song Parodies -> "Fish Bait"

Original Song Title:

"First Date"

Original Performer:

"Fish Bait"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

One worm has had enough of being used as bait to catch fish. Viva revolution!

Verse 1: on the hook, I've sealed my fate
I've ended up as of piece of fish bait
Lake feel cool as I splash right in
Isn't long 'fore I spy approaching fins
Could be Pike, or is it trout?
Hard to guess until you're up inside their mouth
I'm not scared of what may pass
Fish get nervous cuz they know that I kicked bass

Chorus: this boat's, always, are unlucky sailors
Promise, today, this trip is a failure
A sailor of failure
Maybe you're better whalers
More failure more failure
I'm hooked but you won't nail her

Verse 2: Dig us up, and bait us fast
We're just Annelids at the end of your cast
As for the fish, I don't have a beef with you
What are you dumb? Can't you see hooks poking through?
And while it's true we don't feel pain
See if hooks through your guts will wreck your day
I mock the thought of that very first fish
I'll Flounder that, then make Ariel my bitch

Chorus: let's ride the waves, won't have no fish talers
Tonight, the game like fish was a flailer
A flailer of failure, your skills can't be much staler
Your failures as sailors, these fish won't meet your scalers

[instrumental break-more lines cast in- other worms join in]

Chorus: let's go! Don't wait! Let's knock this boat over!
On it! Fishbait! Won't be fish food ever!
Forever and ever! Worms strong when Band together!
Forever and ever! who knew worms were so clever?!
Forever and ever! Not eaten whatsoever! Forever and ever! We'll rule the seas forever!

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Matthias - September 03, 2014 - Report this comment

I liked the line: "then make Ariel my b*tch" very punk. This was a cute parody as well about worms having enough of it. This was a lot of fun and a great OS.

Agrimorfee - September 08, 2014 - Report this comment

Blink 182 seems to bring out the whimsical cartoonish parody writer in me and you, although your parody has a bit more bite to it (yar yar yar). 555.

Max Power - September 09, 2014 - Report this comment

Something about the worms are rather fishy, but why?

bobpiecheese - September 10, 2014 - Report this comment

(Artistry) This felt very clunky to me, with a few grammar errors ("Lake feel cool" instead of "Lake feels cool" or "Your failures as sailors" instead of "You're failures as sailors"), but otherwise was pretty good, just need a bit of polishing. 555 free worms!

Abbott Skelding - September 10, 2014 - Report this comment

A lot of funny stuff here. I also loved the Ariel line as well as the kicking bass one. I agree that it needs a bit of polishing, but this was a nice, fun spoof.

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