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Song Parodies -> "I Don't Miss You"

Original Song Title:

"I Miss You"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"I Don't Miss You"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hello there, dumb asshole from my nightmares
A shadow in the background of my thoughts
I was the unsuspecting victim
Of mind games played by some faggot
We should live on separate planets, that’s what I want
Where you will never find me
And I can continue being happy
When will the bullshit ever end?
The bullshit ever end?

Where are you?
Oh I’m so sorry, I do not care, I do not care at all
I need somebody besides you
And this sick strange nausea comes creeping on every time I see you call
And as you rang I counted all the times you screwed me over
Treating me like I was just some chick
Who would pick up the phone and call you
Every time you’d chuck a bitch fit.
Would you fuck off and leave me alone tonight
Just go die in a hole tonight

Don’t waste your time on me; you’re already some jerk who I wish was dead (repeat)

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