Hanging out at the pub on the weekends,
I considered getting drunk as a Skunk with my drunken friends,
I couldn't wait for the Guinness in the warm glass,
I can't remember any sort of fucking thing there,

I got kick out 'cause was too young to drink there
I'm kinda sober, 'cause I haven't got into another pub
I can't go in, 'cause I was bard there
I got a fake ID and I got in I swear

'Cause I fell in love with the pint at my local,
Police asked what I had, I told them didn't know,
It's so good; I wish I had another one,
Every thing is fuzzy when I knock it down,
Especially when I get another round,
I fell in love with the pint at my local.

When I said I'll a Bacardi Breezier now
I distinctly remember joking pal
Why did you get it any way?
You know that I'm not gay!

I fell in love with the pint at my local,
Police asked what I had, I told them didn't know,
It's so good; I wish I had another one,
Every thing is fuzzy when I knock it down,
Especially when I get another round,
I fell in love with the pint at my local.

Black and white drinks all over the pub floor
I never mopped up before, listening to jokes about masturbating
And if I ever got another glass I'll knock it down real fast
Because the steward kept me waiting


I fell in love with the pint at my local,
Police asked what I had, I told them didn't know,
It's so good; I wish I had another one,
Every thing is fuzzy when I knock it down,
Especially when I get another round,
I fell in love with the pint at my local.

With the with the pint at my local
With the with the pint at my local
(I'll never forget that pint)
With the with the pint at my local