Gotta go to my job at Hardee's
Arrived at that dump in my car at 11:30
My job really sucks and my boss is a bitch
A while back I applied but I never thought which
Of the employees stole my position
I'll never save up for my college tuition
I got paid some money, the toddlers got in free
My coworkers Mila and Ted have arrived at the Hardee's

Then while I was there a man got so irate
Because I forgot to put curley fries on his plate
This place is so lame the clientele's overweight
This place ain't fun and games I wish I would have stayed
At home when I got the idea to apply
For a job at a place full of high-calorie fries.
But that fat man and I got into a big fight
Trying to crush my skull with his fat butt during my shift at Hardee's

And then I saw him standing there
With a mesmerizing stare
Crushed by the fat man's derrière at least I knew him
He'd come for some food. Why's this fat man so rude?
Maybe we'd get this place sued
The he came over
And pushed that fat man hard
He pushed that fat man hard
My head hurt from his arse
I'm impressed with the way that he pressed
I can now feel my chest
He helped me up and said to me:

"Hey, Carly, I'm sorry. Shouldn't bother you now
But I came to thinking I simply don't know how
You can stand this dumb job, and your boss is a nub
I'll order a pop then I'll help you out of this rut
Bet you'd rather go jobless than stay here and hate this
The amount of fat grams and Fatburgers are tasteless
So I'll get you fired because we both conspired
This feels like a prison, a prison that we call Hardee's."

So when you see him standing there
With a mesmerizing stare
Crushed by a fat man's derrière but you do know him
He'd come for some food. But he says fat man's rude
Maybe we'd get this place sued
The he'll come over
And bust you out real hard
Don't care about disregard
Don't even get me started
I'm impressed with the idea you suggest
I got it off my chest
I told him "You are the best, baby".

Quitting wasn't hard
No more fries and lard