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Song Parodies -> "What's My Weight Again"

Original Song Title:

"What's My Age Again?"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"What's My Weight Again"

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The Lyrics

I went out to Mickey D's one night
I ate a lot
And gave a girl a fright
She said I was too fat
I broke the chair in half
I had one clogged artery

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 203
And that is what I weighed my freshman year
What the heck's obesity
My friends say I should lose some weight
What's my weight again
What's my weight again

Later on, when I drove home
My car broke down
And I was alone
I rolled down the street
Blisters formed on my seat
I hit some poor kid with my feet

And that's about the time he flew away from me
I should lose my weight; I need to see my feet
I haven't had a date in a good 10 years
Why do children run away from me
Perhaps I should really lose some weight
What's my weight again?
What's my weight again?


...What's my weight again?

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