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Song Parodies -> "The Spam Song"

Original Song Title:

"All The Small Things"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"The Spam Song"

Parody Written by:

Adam Eccleshall

The Lyrics

I get way too much spam :-(
Grow your small thing
Much joy, you'll bring
Give debt the slip
Win a free trip

And as we post, your inbox is toast
Selling, spamming, quite nauseating

Mortgage is go, buy a new home
Need to sign off, on your new loan
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na

Need meds? We've got
Xanax, there's lots
We sell viagra by the ton
(Don't worry, we won't tell no-one)

Wanna get laid? Find a hot babe
Pretty young things, wanting to play
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na

Get your degree, a Ph.D
They are dirt cheap, why not get three?

Learn some new skills
Get a cheap thrill
The spam will go on
(We're still selling pills)

We held a coup, got cash for you
Just send I.D., it'll come through

Learn some new skills
Get a cheap thrill
The spam will go on
The spam will go on
You want some more pills?

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Ingeborg S. Nordén - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know the original song but you describe what I have to retrain my filterware for every day, perfectly. Here's my 15 cents worth...
Bunnie - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
That's really fuuny ^_^ You actually do the original song justice! The sylables match and It's fun to sing! Kudos!
rokzy - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
lol that was funny 555
CaptHayfever - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoa, that was awesome. Perfect pacing, an interesting topic, and clever lyrics all in the SAME PARODY! Not as common as one might assume. Good job.
MysteryGoat - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm starting to feel inadequite. :-)

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