Gettin' sick of all the clubs on the weekend
Took a taxi to the opera with my best friend
Couldn't wait for the early show of Carmen
Oh my goodness its the first I ever saw her then...

She's getting kicked out of Sunrise 'cause she's crazy
Her stupid helper said she's actin' kinda hazy
She's a friend and will always be there
She pinched my cheeks and I made it, I swear

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Cause I fell in love with the geek at the opera
She's no slut and she never shops at Prada
She's old school and a triple great grandmama
Everything's nicer when she's around
Wait until my parents go out of town,
Cause I fell in love with the geek at the opera

Told the crew that we're hangin' out at Vegas
I'll never forget the look her helper gave us
She's 91 without a purpose of direction
And we're out to rock without a frickin explanation

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I helped her stroll around the county mall,
And waited for her call,
She always kept me waiting
And if we ever had another chance,
We'd win the seniors' dance
She always kept me waiting

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I'll never forget (The geek at the opera) x4

CHORUS x3, fading