Song Parodies -> "The Cold Inside My 'ead (God Bless You)"

Original Song Title:

"I Miss You"

Original Performer:

"The Cold Inside My 'ead (God Bless You)"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

[Tired sore throat voice:]

It's no fair
It's s'posed to be vacation
I'm floored between my bedroom and the john
The unsuspecting victim
Of nasopharyngitis
I'm so overwhelmed it might as
Well just spawn
I'm sneezing off my eyelids
(And) Now my nose is red as Christmas
My temperature's severely on the blink
One-eighty-two I think

(God bless you - bless you)
(God bless you - bless you)

[Bitter stuffed-up nasal voice:]

God bless you?!
Dear God please kill me
I cannot breathe
I cannot sleep at night
I need some pseudoephedrine
This sick congestion
Keeps spewing phlegm and mucus left and right
And then there's diarrhea
Sheer catastrophea
Someone's got to hose me off outside
I OD'd on the Sleep-Aid an'
Ran into Ronald Reagan
We danced toward the light with Princess Di
Damn I thought I'd die

Don't share
Your lunch
With me
You'll be
Getting
The cold inside my 'ead
(God bless you - bless you)

I'll blow
My lunch
You'll see
How I'm
Spreading
The cold inside my 'ead
(God bless you - bless you)

[Sneezing interlude]

Don't breathe
Too close
To me
You'll be
Dreading
The cold inside my 'ead
(God bless you - bless you)

Screw this
Technol
-ogy
Not pre
-venting
The cold inside my 'ead
(God bless you - bless you)

NyQuil's
My ec
-stasy
Puts a
Dent in
The cold inside my 'ead
(God bless you - bless you)

This Dou
-ble-you
M D's
Unre
-lentin'!
The cold inside my 'ead
(God bless you - bless you)

(God bless you)

(A tissue?)

� 2004+ One Eight Achoo

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DKTOS? - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

For those who don't know the original song, it's temporarily available at spaff.com/dktos

Kristof Robertson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

You're not a very healthy fella, are you Spaff? Still, anybody who can get nasopharyngitis, pseudoephedrine and (god bless you) catastrophea into one song deserves respect. 555 my sickly one

Jack Wilson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job! 555!

Ashkicksass - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Bless you Spaff. Outstanding! 555

EmiLoca - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Sheer hilaridy. By favorid by far. I oberdosed on pseudophedride one tibe. Dode know whad happened, bud id didn't helb my code. Fibes.

Mango - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh! Nobody understand Mango! Never mind. Three fives for this hot little parody!

Melhi - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment

"Dear God please kill me"
"I need some pseudoephedrine"

Answering your own prayer, I see! (that stuff puts the "DeCon" in "Decongestant.")

I left a little chicken soup for your averages, up above. ;) Hope it makes you feeo beddah... oh crab, now I'be god id. Thags alod.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Nice one, but I concede not the best one of yours I've read. Crabbiddy crab crab! Half of de letters od by keyboard disabbeared ad were reblaced by beddy addoying 'b's. You're coddagious, Sbaff!

Spaff.com - June 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanx, Kristof & Jackie & Sister Ass & Emi l'oca (Italian for goose) & Mango & Mel & Ralphing Luke! Before your comments, I was just feeling Sneezy, but now I feel Happy too. Oh, and Dopey.

Dusty D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Niiiiiice. 5's all around!

=D - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment

That was awesome, too bad it ruined one of my favorite songs, haha, now I can't listen to this song without thinking of being sick and my boyfriend at the same time, hahaha!

Spaff.com - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanx, Dusty D. And to =D : I'm only too happy to ruin stuff.

bobpiecheese - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment

Ah...ah...AH...AH...AH...AH-CHOOO! Sorr, Spaff, for sneezing all over your wonderful parody. (Technically, I sneezed all over my lovely computer screen, but who gives...)

Spaff.com - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment

creamcheesepie: God Blink You! (That was a little Blink 182 joke. Sorry. I'm runnin' on fumes.)

Jack Wilson - September 13, 2008 - Report this comment

Just read this to the OS, HILARIOUS, I wanna heAR a recording LOL

Spaff.com - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment

Belated thanx, Jackie. Me too!

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