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Blink 182

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The Lyrics

I am now officially retired.
Refrain: There's no more to write
I'm officially retired
No more is this my life
And I'm not a liar

I've got no regrets right now (I'm leaving this)
The site is so different now
Let me just say to you
I'll waste all your time no more
There's other things to my life
I won't say what they include
There's a better use of time
Than to poke fun and be rude


Where do I go from here
Since I'm "retired" now
Don't think I'll get no cheers
Or even a few shocked wows
I haven't been secluded
I haven't forgotten you
School makes me very busy
And there's nothing that I can do

Refrain x2

Could this site be the same again
Ever since I came and went
I find that it is totally
Different, change every day-similarities gone
From the day that I found it, see
In April 2003
Look to the past and remember my lyrics
I imagine but I still cannot hear them
There's something obscene
They really put me to sleep
But now all that that means
Is that now I have nothing to do

Refrain x5

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Katie - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Big smilies for joo. 'member me? Oops.. I gotta go... that was the bell...
Who cares what my name is - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Static, nice to see you back here again! I thought maybe you weren't writing any more parodies, but maybe you were just on break or something. Anyway, nice job, even though I dont know the original.
Static - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks. Oh yeah, I've changed it to "semi-retirement." I may post occasionally, but not much. Gotta go.
Katie - May 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats disappointing... *sigh*

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