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Song Parodies -> "All the Cell Phones"

Original Song Title:

"All the Small Things"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"All the Cell Phones"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

It's so easy to think of bad poetry about people on their cell phones.
All the cell phones
Annoying bell tones
Take one small tip
I'll split your lip
If you say "Hello?"
While we're at a show
While we're dating

On your cell phone- I do not know
Why you cannot - wait till you're home
(Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...)

You're at the store
You're such a bore
Looks like you're talking to the air
(And I'm surprised that someone cares)

On your cell phone, I do not know,
Why you can't wait, till you're alone
(Blah blah blah blah...)
Keep yourself still, maybe you will
Avoid roaming charges on your next bill

On your cell phone, I do not know
Why you can't wait, till you get home
In your sport car, you're going too far,
Usin' Ma Bell
Straight into Hell
"Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now?"
That was great therapy.

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

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M-Dawg - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
that's soooo true! I don't think I' haven't met a lot of people that think this way also so you rock! Are you a boy or a girl?
2nz - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
What he said. Good job on this.
Jango - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Mr. Dawg- I think you just said that I rock, so that's good. I hate to break it to you but I'm rather old to be a "boy or a girl". My kids wrote "Macy's Mall" and they would like some more votes, so check it out. Later!
Joelle - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
The pacing could use a little work, but this was funny! 4-5-5
jango - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for the vote and comments! I had the most fun writing this one, and not many people read it. So thanks! I'll look for one of your parodies to read, Joelle! Bye!
sebba - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
yeah that totally rocked, it was funny how ya put blah blah instead of nanananana, keep on rockin'

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