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Song Parodies -> "Bob's Girlfriend"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Bob's Girlfriend"

Parody Written by:

Elf The Newfie

The Lyrics

We cant say her name, she'll kill us...
Ya Bob's girlfriend,
Says that without Bob she would die...
So bitch pick up that razor blade
It's bout time that you tried
Her death would be a joke and I would laugh
But then she'd rise again to come and kick my ass
Ya kick my ass

Ya Bob's girlfriend,
Beats him up for having friends
And drags him out to flat rock
So they'll have sex again
She needs to get choked on a telephone wire..
And if she hears I wrote this, she'll set my house on fire...

And when
Bob breaks up with her
The whole town will be in flames
We're all scared to hell
And you should be as well
And we'll see her scary face
Take bob away to her scary place

I know that very soon
know that very soon,
know that very soon,
Bob is gonna be dead

(Bob singing)
Ya my girlfriend,
Scares the shit out of my friends
And I wont really blame them
When they hide from her again,
The biggest joke is how much I'm whipped
And though stacy says she loves me
Im sure she just loves my dick

I'm soon gonna be dead.
ok, he name is... Stacy... theyre gonna sing this song when bob smartens up and breaks up with her...

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Tobin - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
It's good.. but Bob quit Magnum 44 ;D So We're singing it on Friday biznatch!

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