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Song Parodies -> "I Need A Tissue"

Original Song Title:

"I Miss You"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"I Need A Tissue"

Parody Written by:

Vixen Orlodo

The Lyrics

this one is ok but my toxic was better
I need a tissue

Hello there, man in the white Dockers,
Or the lady who works for the morgue,
The unsuspecting pedestrian, could I have a hanky,
I need a hanky sally come on!
Man my nose is runny,
I need some Kleenex money,
So I can clear my sinuses,
Clear my sinuses.

(Hachoo, hachoo)
(Hachoo, hachoo)

How 'bout you? A tissue is all I need,
I cannot breathe I cannot sneeze tonight,
I need a tissue and always a sleeve to wipe my nose on,
I'm sick; I need flonase or Claritin,
My allergies creep on everytime,
And as i stared i counted, the people covering their eyes,
Trying to keep my germs from their eyes,
Like the guy with the afro, and the man with crossed eyes,
Will you come and stop this mess tonight?
Stop this mess tonight.

Please give me a tissue so you don't have,
to block your eyes from me (hachoo)
Please give me a tissue so you don't have,
to block your eyes from me (hachoo)

.:: Instrumental ::.

Please give me a tissue so you don't have ,
To block your eyes from me (hachoo, hacho)
(x 4)

(hachoo, hachoo)
(To Fade)
it is hard to sing along with

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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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Vixen Orlodo - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Was this one good or what
Ash - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Haha this is pretty good... i love the idea with the afro guy and the man with the crossed eyes.. i also liked how u put flonase and claritan in haha keep up the good work!

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