I bought take out
It was a Friday night
I walked alone
Under the streetlight
I didn't see the car
It was a hit and run
I twitched on the pavement
And that's about the time I got amnesia
All I wanted was some chineseia
Now I have skid marks from an Oldsmobile
What the hell are traffic lights
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My friends ask me if I know my name
What's my name again
What's my name again
Later on
On the walk home
I hit my head
On a pay phone
I felt a stinging pain
I fell down to the ground
Last words I heard were please dial again
And that's about the time I got amnesia
I really needed anesthesia
My least favorite letters are now MCI
What the hell is deja vu
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That's about the time I got amnesia
Then I got a lobotomesia
Now I'm retarded and my voice is really high
What the hell is helium
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