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Song Parodies -> "Breathing This"

Original Song Title:

"Feeling This"

Original Performer:

Blink 182

Parody Song Title:

"Breathing This"

Parody Written by:

John Spoof

The Lyrics

(Get ready for exhaustion)
I'm coughing my brains out now (I'm breathing this)
The air is smelling like mold (I'm breathing this)
Nuclear waste in my room (I'm breathing this)
The drugs all over the city (I'm breathing this)
The Russian nuclear crisis (I'm breathing this)
Pollution is in my head (I'm breathing this)
The diseases in the air gave me flu (I'm breathing this)
Pneumonia, I can't breathe no more (I'm breathing this)
Polluting the world got me out of school (I'm breathing this)

Trash can stench a crime
The scent of death of a plummer
Won't smell fresh like lime
Suffocation ain't no funna

Drunks come home with the stench of beer
Smelling like the feces of twenty cows
The pollution in the air, I'm in fear (I'm breathing this)
Smoking could kill one crowd (I'm breathing this)
Pollution, one, humanity no score (I'm breathing this)
Secondhand smoking is a killer (I'm breathing this)
Lung cancer, pneumonia, don't wannna know (I'm breathing this)
I'm leaving this world in fear (I'm breathing this)

(Chorus x 2)

This place was damaged by stinky cigars again
Once I arrived I left
How can you say that you enjoyed that poisonous scent
And you'll be standing alone
While I'm destroying a cigarette
I'm going to burn down Malboro you bet

Nuclear chemicals are fast
At whiping off a smile
And at killing you in one night
Eating away your bile
Its just as bad as ice cream
I mean poisonous gas puts you asleep
But all that I'm saying is
That I'll never be smoking like you

(Chorus x 5)

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