Cocaine would be nice right now (I'm dealing it)
Some heroine's what I need (I'm dealing it)
I'm addicted to ecstasy (I'm dealing it)
I wanna get me some weed (I'm dealing it)
Show me the way downtown (I'm dealing it)
The back alley pharmacist (I'm dealing it)
He asks, "Want some mushrooms?" (I'm dealing it)
I say, "Only if you insist" (I'm dealing it)

[Chorus:]
I'll roll another joint
And lose 100 more brain cells
Wear tons of cologne
To cover up the smells

Where can I get some beer?
Get wasted? I might as well
Smoking ain't bad enough (I'm dealing it)
Still want to get drunk as hell (I'm dealing it)
Where did I hide my stash? (I'm dealing it)
I might need to go buy more (I'm dealing it)
But I'm running low on cash (I'm dealing it)
And I still can't find the door (I'm dealing it)

[Chorus x2]

I swear I'll never join DAA
My addiction is here to stay
How can you say that I have a big problem
To my face when I'm getting high
On the street with a joint in hand
After a one-night stand

Look to my left
There's my drug dealer, Kyle
And maybe tonight
He'll show you how to smile ;)
I've had too much crack
I think I'll never come back
But that don't mean jack cuz
I'll always be high anyways...

[Chorus x5]
[During Last Choruses In The Background:]
(I think I am hallucinating..
Is that a pink elephant?)