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Song Parodies -> "Where's My Ritalin?"

Original Song Title:

"What's My Age Again?"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Where's My Ritalin?"

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The Lyrics

i made this up cuz i hav a.d.d...and the line in whats my age again: what the hell is a.d.d.? also helped me come up w/it
I thought about
Why I got D's on test
Wasn't because
I didn't do my best
but it got me no where
complaining about my bad grades

And that's about the time i got my a.d.d.
I always knew there was something wrong with me
Heard about a.d.d. on tv shows
but no one could relate to me
My friends admit there always wonderin
Where's my ritalin?
Where's my ritalin?

Later on
During the school day
I noticed I
was acting okay
The drugs they did kick in
I was so well aware
So then I shouted "Thank you drugs"

And thats the only time drugs like that worked for me
I knew for a fact that ritalin was the key
Yet i still act up in class sometimes
And teachers get mad at me
So then it's likely that they will ask:
"Wheres your ritalin?"
"Where's your ritalin?"

And that's the only time that I am not crazy
I'm usually always hyper or lazy
And I still act like sometimes it isn't clear:
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I'm full of rage

Where's my ritalin?

And that's about the time drugs like that worked for me
I never took a.d.d. so seriously
With many years to go with these drugs
Will they always work for me?
If they dont then then we'll see...but
Where's my ritalin?
Where's my ritalin?

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Kris - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
it rulz
js11296 - December 19, 2003 - Report this comment
i have a.d.d., and i hope everyone likes this song! reading it over, it may not sound ok at some parts, but i tihkn it's pretty good. rate me high! :)
js11296 - December 30, 2003 - Report this comment
checkout my other parodies.
feartheturtle622 - March 19, 2004 - Report this comment
i have add too...and i like blink 182 so its good! i wish i cood make ones like thta...i try but i cant but good job!!!! ...i also really like the other ones htta u have made
Frankie - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This was really funny.I like it. BTW I have A.D.D. too.

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